(James Blunt Parody) She Was Beautiful...I Swear

*******Lyrics here*******This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers.This is freakin' brilliant.The embarrassment I endureI thought I saw an angelI was completely sureShe smiled at me on the subwayTurned out she was a manI didn't know until I tried to sleep with herAfter 8 black and tansBut she was beautiful, She was beautifulShe was beautiful, I swearWhen I saw her face, it was in a crowded placeAnd I didn't see the bump right hereI shouldn't've drank so much beer.Yeah, she had one lazy eyeBut I couldn't tell in that light.You should have seen the look on my faceWhen we got home that night.And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?"But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.But she was beautiful, She was beautifulShe was beautiful, I swearWhen I saw her face, it was in a crowded placeAnd I didn't see the bulge right here.Why did I drink so much beer?No no no no no,No no no no no no,No no no no no no!But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautifulYou gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear.I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their facesAs they watched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh.But it's time to face the truthI got drunk and made out with a dude.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: vinsage

Length: 03:32
Rating: 4.66
Views: 4756405

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